Underage Drinking: What the H*ll Is Wrong with This Country?

It has come to my attention that students and teenagers under the legal age of twenty-one have begun to partake in the consumption of deleterious potables (Source: http://www.cdc.gov/alcohol/fact-sheets/underage-drinking.htm). As a college student myself, I have witnessed this HORRID activity a number of times and am absolutely sickened. I’ve never felt more like vomiting in my entire life. A major offender in this heinous CRIME is the young DEMOCRATS. I have heard innumerable stories of BINGE DRINKING involving several of these teenage liberal commies with “kegs” of alcoholic substance (beer suspected). As the sole member and proud president of the Young Republicans club, I can confirm that this sort of illicit behavior does not occur at any of the Young Republican meetings. Instead, we discuss issues in our country such as the disappearance of prayer in schools and the importance of such American ideals as keeping “Under God” in our Pledge of Allegiance, white people, and enforced church attendance.

The Party Plague is stripping our youth of their morals, and, as a result, we are losing our future religious leaders: our pastors, our preachers, our brothers and sisters through CRHIST JESUS. Underage drinking is telling our children that it is OKAY to be an ATHEIST. We need to do something about this.

I will not stand idly by as our country sinks down into this deep, gurgling morass of ignorance, stupidity, IMMORALITY, and sin.

Please join me in fighting for this important cause.

God Bless


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